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puzzle.....

  • Aug. 29th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
35 week wedding
you know those word puzzles -
57 vh is 57 varieties of heinz and 360 d in a c is 360 degrees in a circle
firstly what are they called and i've been asked

3s on stc

please help, it' really bugging me :-)

nicked from J and D...........

  • Sep. 17th, 2008 at 10:57 PM
35 week wedding
Thankyou to [info]rev_j and [info]daevid

Just what I wanted to hear! :)

Ps my house mate finds this hilarious and is currently rofl!




You Are 72% Goth



You are clearly goth. Even if you don't consider yourself goth, other people do.

Let's face it. You're a little moodier, darker, and weirder than most people.

But that's okay. You enjoy being different, and you're proud of who you are.

Many psychologists think that goths are more self aware and smarter than the average person!

Aug. 28th, 2008

  • 1:27 PM
18th birthday de'ath
Happy birthday to [info]minusbat
xx

Sophie Lancaster

  • Aug. 24th, 2008 at 2:37 PM
18th birthday de'ath
It's been one year since Sophie was killed.
Thinking of her friends and family today.

My work!!

  • Jan. 22nd, 2008 at 4:18 AM
Lammas 07
I found this on youtube, the boy's family has posted it. I know he looks all happy and stuff here but this is the boy from my work who attacks me on sight, is responsible for the 4 bald spots i have where he pulled my hair out and meant that i missed promotion chances because while he attends the Bere Alston school I'm not allowed to return to that site and am stuck in Tavistock...which is fine really, beeter food!!

Just thought you'd all like a nosey!!
Jez x


Have a nosey

  • Jan. 16th, 2008 at 9:09 AM
white rose
Hahahaha for all of you who have broadband at home!!

Jez xx




http://www.romlist.com/end/

Dave's joke!

  • Jan. 15th, 2008 at 3:00 AM
35 week wedding
Dave was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."
Tired of his boasting his boss calls his bluff "Ok Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it"
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom;s door, Tom shouts "Dave, what's happening?!?! Great to see you, come in and have a beer."
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Tom was just lucky.
"no, no just name someone else, anyone" Dave says
"President Bush" his boss quickly retorts
"yup" and they fly out to Washington
At the white house Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over saying "Dave what a nice surprise, I was on my way to a meeting but I can fit a coffee and catch in first"
Well the boss is shaken now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope" his boss replies
"Sure" says Dave "My folks are from Poland and I've known the Pope a long time" So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says "This will never work, I can't catch the Popes eye with all these people, tell you what, I know the guards so they'll let me in and I'll appear on the Balcony with the Pope" and he disappears into the crowd heading towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony. However by the time Dave returns he finds that his boss has passed out and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his bosses side Dave asks him what happened.
His boss looks up and says " Iwas doing fine until you and the pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said " Who the f**ks that on the balcony with Dave?"

Hey Jude

  • Dec. 31st, 2007 at 3:35 PM
Lammas 07

The Frog Song

  • Dec. 31st, 2007 at 3:26 PM
red

SHIT

  • Dec. 29th, 2007 at 9:04 AM
35 week wedding
Yes its true, I have been cheated on and treated like shit.

I wish all my friends well and hope to catch up with yous soon!

Love Jez


BEWARE OF [info]raven_blood/CHEL

Royal mail at Yule

  • Nov. 8th, 2007 at 5:00 PM
35 week wedding








Here are 2 of this years "Christmas" stamps

I buy approx 6 stamps a week for personal use, whenever my post office gives me these I will be handing them back and requesting the plain ones with the Queens head.
Its not that I have anything against Christians or people of other faiths but I do not want their faith rammed down my throat. I respect their beleifs can they not respect others.
Lets not forget where they got their festival from!
So Royal Mail, why don't you stick to little robins in the snow or fields and trees covered in ice that would offend no-one?
I'm asking all of you who share this opinion to hand back this so called special edition.......

Ok soap box closed!!!!

The Monster Mash!

  • Oct. 26th, 2007 at 11:48 AM
35 week wedding

phones

  • Oct. 11th, 2007 at 2:00 PM
tresuck
Just a quickie to say hi to everyone who's text me and sorry because I have no credit I can't reply......

Well I'm supposed to be tutoring and not messing around on the net so....

TTFN xx

Well I had to aswell!!!

  • Oct. 10th, 2007 at 5:40 AM
35 week wedding
Halloween Meme
[info]darkstream sacrifices [info]raven_blood's candy
[info]druidess1982 tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
[info]kissmeforlonger puts apples in your razorblades
[info]minusbat haunts your cutlery
[info]rev_j dresses up as [info]rizzanski
[info]rizzanski puts real eyeballs in your gerbils
[info]titannia1 devours the entire neighbourhood's socks
[info]zerrin gives you a toothbrush
LJ Name

Tents

  • Sep. 27th, 2007 at 5:26 PM
35 week wedding
Can anyone help me? When I was in York 2 weeks ago I had a conversation with an old friend who mentioned 2-tiered tents....After 2 weeks I still don't know what one is and after much speculation and hilarity its STILL BUGGING ME!

PLEASE HELP

xx

Petrol (part 1)

  • Sep. 27th, 2007 at 3:46 PM
30th birthday
Yes, I have many problems with petrol... The first was at the start of July.........

Chel ([info]raven_blood) needed to take a friend from Eastbourne to Guildford then back to Eastbourne so I lent him my car for the day. As the journey was getting later and later; on his way back he stopped in Brighton to pick me up, cos it was so late I got my ciggies and phone and left the house. We dropped said friend off and realised we didn't have enough petrol to return to Brighton, Chel had spent what he had on him and I had nothing so kindly Chel's friend scraped the bottom of her purse and managed to find £2-60, great, enough to get to Brighton anyway. So happily we set off and found a service station open at Polegate (near the big chalk dude on the hill)
I promptly pulled in and started filling the car, at which point Chel started talking to me. The result? I managed to put £6-32 into the car with no means of paying. After explaining our situation to the cashier she said she would accept a card payment over the phone, well, it was 11-45pm on a Sunday night and no-one wanted to answer their phone so she kindly gave us 24 hours in which to return.....
Needless to say [info]titannia1 and [info]raven_blood spent a lovely afternoon the next day visiting the chalk dude (The Longman) in Polegate, Sussex.